Every October my windows looked like an afterthought — a couple of dollar-store clings peeling off by day two while my neighbor's house looked like a Tim Burton set. If you're tired of flat, forgettable Halloween window decor that screams ‘I tried for five minutes,’ this is the lineup that finally made people slow down and stare at my house. Took me three Halloweens to nail it so you can skip straight to the good part.